So my day today was errands. Mom errands. Errands, and errands. Though I did squeeze in a much needed, relaxing mani/pedi, which was, sorta relaxing, if I had turned off my phone. Four minutes after arriving at the spa I get a ding from one of my kids texting to ask if I had finished off all the Nutella. Me? Silly boy. I don't do Nutella. He texted me back five minutes later, happy as a lark, letting me know he had found it. In my bedroom. Under my pillow.
Ten minutes pass and I'm in my pedi chair, eyes closed, vibrating, chanting my mantra...Nutella, Nutella, Nu....Ding. Damn cell phone interruptus. Another text, from another kid that reads - Yo Ma, about the dog....he's in the backyard scooching along on his ass and foaming at the mouth. Should you be concerned?
Phone OFF.
And then interestingly enough, my nail tech and I got on the subject of Brain Farts, had a good laugh, and that certainly brightened my mood. Helped me forget about my dog for awhile anyway.
OK so I totally got off the subject of where I was going with this today. How does that happen? Anyway, this is gonna be a short quickie. I love a quickie. They're all not much talk and so impersonal. The perfect boost for anyone's day, really.
OK so I wanna play my end of the blog alphabet game and I just know you do too. Let's play!
We're up to the letter B. And as I proudly learned in grammar school, B is for Bitches. Still so proud of that, thank you to my south Floridan school teachers. However, best to avoid that subject here today as I don't want to throw out any names if you know what I mean (and I do have names all written down on paper, under my pillow). Moving on. How about B is for beef bologna. Cool, yeah, Oscar Myers beef bologna. How I loved that as a kid. With mayonnaise. And cheese. Shit, I'm off topic again aren't I? Brain Fart. Ok, so not Bitches, not beef bologna....how about Bimbos. Bimbos in Bikinis. Pretty talented aren't I? Those southern teachers sure taught me a thing or two. My parents have always been proud. Hey, I found some awesome pics of hottie BIMBOS in BIKINIS (looks even better all capped doesn't it?) to share. Have a look...
Here I am. 20 years ago. Seriously, don't you just love |
Can't fool you with this one, I'm not a blonde. But don't you just love this look? All red and ready. Even lipstick to match ya'll! |
Now this, I adore! Though I don't think it wise to wear this strutting along the beach. Sorry, got off topic again, this needs to be saved for alphabet letter S for sexys |
Bombshell. Another B, thank you Mrs. Godwin my 4th grade teacher. This one's a beauty. I want that suit, with that body...and that hair, and those lips... |
And up to my final B for this game and then I'm gone. Blogs I heart. Yes, my Blogroll baby. I've spent hours, days even, searching really cool blogs for you. Ready? OK, let me know which one's are your favorite. I can't decide, I love them all.
The Cloud Blog - this is all educational people. Sometimes I stray a bit and like to actually learn about nature and crap
One Martini at a Time - sometimes you just need a drink, ya'll
Cake Wrecks - cakes gone wrong....but I'd eat it
Mommy Has a Headache - this mommy's got the right idea. She's brilliant
Out of your entries thus far, this is my favorite :) Jokes all day
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it...maybe some of the pics? ;)
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